Jan. 28th, 2003

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All of this talk about an LJ commune. It's fun to dream about and all. But, let's face it. It will never happen. First of all, can you imagine having to live with [livejournal.com profile] pucette? What a hellish experience. If she isn't trying to tell you to clean the fridge in haiku form she is insisting you sleep on the top bunk of the bunk bed. No. Commune isn't the answer. I do have the answer though. A perfect answer.

See. What we need is a home in the middle of San Franscio. A red one, hopefully. With big windows, and an upstairs apartemnt and a less glamarous downstairs apartment. Upstairs DemocritusDemo will live with his lovely spouse (This won't happen til September at the earliest.) [livejournal.com profile] psycat90. Demo will have to switch jobs. A cartoonist's life is the only life for him.

Downstairs will live two women who are like sisters to demo and psy. Or maybe they are more like daughters. I don't remember. Anyway, stacisboli and pucette will live down there. (Good luck with that boli.) They will have many madcap adventures. That demo will never approve of. I wll come visit all of the time and Demo will scream at me. Always insisting that I call him Mr. Gonzales. But, I always slip and call him Mr. Garcia. His face will get very red and he will rant in some foreign language. Like latin. Some times, he will trust me and we will have crazy antics involving hair brained get rich quick schemes. They will ultimately always end in failure, and I will get all the blame. "I am sorry, Mr. Garcia."
What a great time it will be.
Isn't that much better than a commune? This is too close to heaven, really.

And everyone can come visit every week. Some people will be Demo's former war buddies. (Doob.) other people will be my former/current gay lovers (Mauvaise) This will be far far better than the commune. It will be much more comfortable.

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