6 stuffs

democritus tried to force me to do this like 5 months ago, but I forgot. Oh speaking of which, I have two sets of questions to answer. Goddamn, I suck. Anyhow. I am supposed to say six things about myself and they have to be true. Or there could be one false thing, but it has to be obviously false like "I was born on a rocketship going to the moon." Which is actually true, but most people think that it is false.


1)
My original Live Journal name was Elvis Presley, but Graceland called me and tried to strongarm me into changing it. I said NO. And, they were surprised by my Moxy. So, instead they offered me 14 snowglobes. 7 of them featuring shot out television screens. And a peanut butter recipe book to change it. And, I agreed. It seemed fair. I don't fall for the strong arm tactics, though.

2)
I am getting a new car radio this week. It will probably be a Sony. And, it will be from Circuit City, and I will probably let them install it. It's going to play MP3 discs, and also have a port so I can plug my mp3 player into it. It will also Say "Hi!" every time I start up the car so I can have a friend like KITT. But, it's ok if it does not do that.

3)
I like cooking. I also like baking. It's fun, and makes the kitchen warm. Plus. Yummy. I also discovered the perfect topping for hot dogs. Even, though just mustard is fine. I tried putting ketchup, grey poupon and yellow mustard on one. And, my gosh it is good! You would all agree if you knew how.

4)
I look forward to unmixing the halloween candy into three bags. Bag 1 includes crappy candy that I hate and would try not to eat on a dare, but maybe on a double dare (Isn't it crazy that that guy has OCD? CRAZY.) Bag 2 is the stuff that I might eat. But, don't have to. Bag 3 is the stuff that gets put away safely so only people who aren't trick or treating get to eat it.

5)
When I was in highschool, I had a letter read on David Letterman. I even have the tape somewhere. It was great.

6)
A character in television Christmas movie was named after me.