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As, you all know. Before I sleep I tend to masturbate focusing on each member of my friend's list in some order. Usually, I go alphabetically, but once in a while I switch things up and go in order of geography. Each morning after my late night emissions I write up the fantasies that I concocted in something I like to call the Live Journal Erotic Database. Every fantasy is in there. From the threesome I enjoyed with mandy_moon and big_girl, to the acrobat clown game tpbrcombo and I have been known to enjoy on occasion. Some might say that it is absurd that I track these fantasies in such obsessive detail. I can see their point of view, however, the information this database gives me is rich and it will pay off for years to come. So to speak. How many times has a ball room gown been involved in my fantasies? Check the database! How many times have I called out "L RON!" as I finished? Check the database! How many times have my fantasies been interrupted by the creatures who live under my bed and always hope to embarrass me?! Check the database! Basically, it gives me more information, and everyone know information is sexy.

Speaking of Sexy. I have rediscovered Pop Tarts and Eggo Waffles. What a delicious treat for any time of day! Although, I find that only the cinnamon brown sugar pop tarts are worth it. The others just don't live up to the promise. I should try out a cherry one. I remember liking that flavor as a kid, plus fruit equals healthy.

I am still enjoying Buffy. And, I think I like it ten times more when I realized that Sunnydale IS Santa Barbara. There were some small hints of it in a few episodes. But, the biggest was when Giles was looking at a map of Sunnydale, and it was actually Santa Barbara. Even more so, it is the exact same sort of map as the kind I bought when I first moved here. You know how most maps have all white, and the roads are dark colored? Well this map is all green, and the roads are light colors. It's from Pacific Travelers Supply on Anapumu. So, basically, I was on Buffy. And, I hadn't even heard of the show when I was on it. How awesome am I?

I saw Wordplay this weekend. It was really enjoyable. I kind of got melancholic thinking about a friend who I don't really talk to who was big into crossword puzzles, but other than that I just loved the movie. Fun interviews with celebrity crossword puzzlers, and the experts were interesting as well. I really liked the woman from New York. Ellen, I think her name is. She just seemed like a lot of fun. Although, how do you think they found out that Jon Stewart, Mussina, and the Indigo Girls were big crossword puzzle people?

This weekend is Fiesta. Which means authentic cheap Mexican food. I am glad my friends reminded me of that yesterday. I am going to need to run over and grab some lunch. maybe today? I need to move my car anyway. Although, Eggos would be good, too.