But, I would totally mess with his head and let him know how tasty bacon is.

So TWISTED you are!!! Though, I've heard that human is supposed to taste like ham? So I guess we come second in the Like God's Own Meat contest.

I want an Ipod! Maybe I should try the Ripoff!! idea. I want a green Ipod though, not pink. I wonder if they let you specify a preference?

On the digicam front, I've discovered that I have to take many pictures before coming out with one photo in which I don't look hideous. Makeup and natural lighting help too. ;D